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Original postOct 4, 01:58 PM

The Real Useless Launchpad. A new launchpad spawns every 5 minutes. Each one arrives with a whitepaper, a roadmap, three partnerships and a reason you should care. Each one promises that this time the fees go somewhere good. Each one has a team wallet. Each one has a "coming soon". We counted. None of them are honest about the one thing that matters: where the tax goes. So we built the launchpad that promises nothing. How it works, in full, because there is nothing to hide: Every coin launched here is paired with $USELESS. Not SOL. $USELESS. To buy any coin on this launchpad you need $USELESS first. Every buyer of every coin is a $USELESS buyer. Every curve and every pool holds $USELESS. When a coin graduates, that liquidity is locked forever. Every coin carries a 1% tax on every trade, paid in $USELESS. The creator of every coin is a fresh engine wallet that nobody holds. Not the launcher. Not us. It only knows how to do three things: claim, buy, burn. Every 3 minutes, one clock fires for every coin on the launchpad: → the engine claims 100% of the tax → 90% buys the coin back and burns it on-chain → 10% burns $USELESS. Not sold. Not swapped. Burned. That's it. That's the whole product. There is no step four. What we don't have: No team cut. No claim button. No DAO. No points. No airdrop. No "ecosystem". No roadmap, unless you count a timer that hits zero every 180 seconds and will keep doing so long after this post is forgotten. Why $USELESS? Because $USELESS is the most honest coin on Solana. It promised nothing and delivered exactly that, and it's worth more than most things that promised everything. A launchpad built on top of it should hold the same standard. Every coin we launch is a sink for it. Every burn we fire makes a little less of it. Why you'd launch here: Because your coin's fees never leave the chart. On every other launchpad the creator fee lands in someone's wallet and can be sold, kept or forgotten. Here it becomes buybacks, and the buybacks become burns, every 3 minutes, in public, with a transaction you can open. Your chart gets a floor made of its own tax. Why you'd hold here: Because nobody can rug a fee that was already burned. The ledger is live. Every claim, buy and burn is a Solscan link. We would rather show you 400 small burns than tell you about one big promise. A new launchpad spawns every 5 minutes. This is the one that admi…

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